Saturday, September 21, 2013

Thursday, September 19, 2013

New Eyeshadow on Neopets

So I was derping around on Neo when I saw the new eyeshadows AND I NEED THEM ALL NOW GYEATSYDTHGS

But they haven't even been activated yet. >_>

And they're going to be insanely expensive once they are released.

I'm pooor. :c

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

My thoughts on God

My thoughts on God:

God is, put simply, the most talented writer ever. He crafts us with care, making sure we have just the right role in the story that is everything. The reason there is so much suffering is because without conflict, a story is boring. Just look at Bob books. He banished Adam and Eve because they were Mary Sues/Gary Stus, and if there was to be any hope for them, something bad needed to happen to them.

My mom disagrees though.

She thinks God is perfect and divine and stuff.

I think he's an old guy typing away at the story of everything on an old typewriter.

And he's not perfect.

Sometimes he can be too brutal in his stories.


Have you ever read something you wrote when you were really little and just were amazed at how immature you were?

Not that I'm mature now of course. :P

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

My Little Brother's HILARIOUS Story

This is the story that my 4 year-old brother dictated to me.

The Pirates Who Fight
Once upon a time, a ship floated on the ocean. It was a pirate ship, painted green with a blue flag. On board, there were three good guy pirates. Their names were Jamagoodguy, Goobi and Newbachi. All they ate was bagels with Smart Balance and a knife and a plate.

Jamagoodguy was eating a bagel with Smart Balance and a knife and a plate, when suddenly a bird came and took it away. Jamagoodguy got mad at the bird, and grabbed it, took his bagel with Smart Balance and a knife and a plate, and spanked the bird and threw it in the trashcan. He noticed a letter in its beak.

It said: “Dear Jamagoodguy, I have sent this letter with Jingo the parrot. Jingo is a Spanish word that means “birdie”. If you have received this letter it means you are a good guy. You have to eat the jingo mari because I say so. The Jingo Mari is a fish with fingers and polka dots. You have accidents to your men during fighting in Newfoundland. And your cake and real apple cinnamon pie for you to eat with some ketchup on Christmas. It will make you fat. And when you run, you get skinny again. If you get your foot hurt, you can’t walk. Accidents have happened, and we do not need you right now. And you are fifteen, and when you are fifteen, you are old. And you brush your teeth at night. And when you die, you get comic books.”

Pirate Skeleton Fireman

Thursday, September 9, 2010

The Catch-up Post

Ok, ok. I haven't posted anything in a LONG time. So I'm going to talk about everything that's happened so far.

My great-grandmother died, so I've gone back to the east coast. I will be attending her funeral soon. My little sister made some new friends on the airplane. And that's all I'm going to say.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Flying back home

I will be leaving tonight for the West Coast. Please wait for further notice.